Most of these aren’t necessarily funny; they’re just damned good ideas that someone should make happen. More of these will come in the future, because we have good ideas and shit.

1. A seafood restaurant named “Bass-to-Mouth”

2. Dr. Snooze books: transcripts from C-SPAN illustrated by Dr. Seuss

3. DreamSync: a device that allows two or more people to have the same dream, and interact with each other in the dream

4. Bring back ’sire’ and ‘my lady’ in place of ’sir’ and ‘madam’

5. BrainBlog: a blog that automatically updates with every thought you have

6. A breakfast delivery service called “Breakfast in Bed”

7. RateMyCop.com: website where people can rate cops that they deal with

8. RateMyMonstertruck.com: pretty self-explanatory